Chicken that's not so Chicken

Chicken with Biscuits and a side of Gravy

Kitten with a Prison Shank

This “Kitten with a Prison Shank Twisted Spirit Animal” is great for... 

Sloth

Corgi with a Corkscrew

Little Axolotl with an Awful lot of Little Axes

Wolf collection

Deer with a High-Powered Rifle

Judgmental Elephant that remembers that thing you did that time

Over-Caffeinated Owl

Raven with an Arson Kit

Longhorn

Razorback

Teddy Bear Soaked in Kerosene

Surprisingly Forthcoming Weasel